President Rope-a-Doped promises a major investigation into his claim that 3-5 million "illegals" tipped the popular vote to Hillary.
Great news for himself and the Republican Party.
There is already documented evidence which I'm sure Trump's crack team - - perhaps the same investigators he sent to find Barack Obama's real birth certificate - - already has?
This alien was seen leaving a far northern voting place, it appears, after having registered as I. M. Yeti.

Great news for himself and the Republican Party.
There is already documented evidence which I'm sure Trump's crack team - - perhaps the same investigators he sent to find Barack Obama's real birth certificate - - already has?
This alien was seen leaving a far northern voting place, it appears, after having registered as I. M. Yeti.