Nope. Can't do it. Here's Roland Kirk's "Stormy Weather," from Third Dimension. Get the cd version, Third Dimension and Beyond for the extra materials. I didn't want to use Roland again, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, and really, there's no such thing as too much Roland Kirk.
Come on. At least I haven't used "Riders on the Storm." (Or... "The End"...)