"Gold"-level tix to Illinois event featuring Walker cost $50,000

Attention Illinois Republicans with way too much money to blow:

You better like goofy syntax, highly-nasal Wisconsin anecdotes and rubber chicken by the ton.

Republican Gov. Bruce Rauner and the state GOP already are planning past his March 20 primary race against state Rep. Jeanne Ives, announcing a fundraising dinner in April featuring Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker.

Tickets for the fourth annual Illinois Republican Party Governor’s Dinner in Chicago start at $500 per person and go all the way up to $50,000 for the honor of being a “gold sponsor." That includes four tickets to a “private roundtable,” 10 reception tickets with a photo and a “premium” table for 10 for dinner, according to an invitation.

Here - - you can have this for free: