The plot of Team America: World Police is that a government agency recruits an actor (Gary) to be a secret agent/action hero/whatever to stop Kim Jong Il (Kim Jong Un's father) from doing evil. That's really all you need to know. It was an excuse to have marionette puppets say and do crude things because it was Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Early in the movie, Gary meets a drunk at a bar, who gives him a speech. This speech:
The world can be divided into "dicks," "pussies," and "assholes." The key to the movie is a scene in which Gary, takes this speech and uses it to convince the UN to let Team America do it's thing.
So, there it is. Only we can stop Kim Jong Il, despite our recklessness and arrogance. And... dickishness.
Is Donald Trump a "dick" or an "asshole?" How does one distinguish? This is not actually an issue that Team America addresses, but it is important. Gary's basic tripartite model distinguishes between "dicks" and "assholes" as follows: "assholes shit all over everything," but "dicks," while arrogant and reckless, "fuck assholes." So, there will eventually be something good done by the "dick"-- stopping an "asshole."
Donald Trump practically blew up a NATO meeting, and just called the EU our "foes." In contrast, he cozies up to Putin, and Kim Jong Un, the son of the very "asshole" from Team America itself. Which "assholes," specifically, does Trump confront? He launched a few missiles at Assad, but that was it. He is levying tariffs on allies like Canada, Europe... This could be classified as "dick" behavior rather than "asshole" behavior, but to get the former classification, he would have to "fuck" an "asshole." He acts like Putin, and now Kim Jong Un, are his best buddies.
Donald Trump, by the Team America model, is just an "asshole."
I warned you-- NSFW.
