[Updated now that he's the Pre-existing conditions protecting governor. (Spoiler alert: no he isn't.)
[Updated from 6/19/18 - - He's "The Anti-UWM Governor," budget and staff cuts show.]
He says he's the "pro-education" Governor.
Right. Everything in his record screams 'pro-education,' and then some:
He's always been the pro-teacher, public employee Governor.
Whose Act 10 left collective bargaining intact [Sic].
And, remember, it was just a set of "modest, modest requests [Sic]."
From Governor 'Midwest Nice.'
And he's also been the never-cut-school funding Governor.
The always-honest friend of higher-education Governor.
And friend of the printed word, like all pro-education officials.
The pro-blue-collar worker Governor.
Who created those promised 250,000 new private-sector jobs right on time.
He's also the pothole-fighter.
The poverty-fighting Governor.
The champion of local control.
And the pro-women's-health Governor.
As he's been the friend of the small dairy farmer Governor.
Foe of chronic deer herd wasting disease Governor.
And the small-business startup Governor.
Also, the tight-fisted principled-conservative steward of the people's money Governor.
In part due to his wise acceptance (not) of federal funds.
The take-me-at-my-word Governor.
Like he was about his college records and early departure from Marquette U.
Because he's the no-dark-money Governor, wink-wink.
And champion of free and open elections-Governor.
Also, the pro-science Governor.
Especially climate change science.
And like all pro-education governors, wouldnot downgrade children's climate science teaching.
And wouldnever remove air pollution alerts which are vital for kids and seniors.
He's also is the wetlands-champion Governor.
Fighting for public resources over special-interest favors.
The smooth-roads Governor.
Because he's also not the finish what you sort on time Governor, nor:
The clean air Governor.
The clean rivers Governor.
The clean drinking water Governor.
The pro-sobriety Governor.
The save-the-state-parks Governor.
The opioid-fighting Governor.
The pro-DNR governor.
The recycling Governor.
Because, after all, Walker's consistently been the never-tell-a-lie Governor.
[Updated from 6/19/18 - - He's "The Anti-UWM Governor," budget and staff cuts show.]
He says he's the "pro-education" Governor.
Right. Everything in his record screams 'pro-education,' and then some:
He's always been the pro-teacher, public employee Governor.
Whose Act 10 left collective bargaining intact [Sic].
And, remember, it was just a set of "modest, modest requests [Sic]."
From Governor 'Midwest Nice.'
And he's also been the never-cut-school funding Governor.
The always-honest friend of higher-education Governor.
And friend of the printed word, like all pro-education officials.
The pro-blue-collar worker Governor.
Who created those promised 250,000 new private-sector jobs right on time.
He's also the pothole-fighter.
The poverty-fighting Governor.
The champion of local control.
And the pro-women's-health Governor.
As he's been the friend of the small dairy farmer Governor.
Foe of chronic deer herd wasting disease Governor.
And the small-business startup Governor.
Also, the tight-fisted principled-conservative steward of the people's money Governor.
In part due to his wise acceptance (not) of federal funds.
The take-me-at-my-word Governor.
Like he was about his college records and early departure from Marquette U.
Because he's the no-dark-money Governor, wink-wink.
And champion of free and open elections-Governor.
Also, the pro-science Governor.
Especially climate change science.
And like all pro-education governors, would
And would
He's also is the wetlands-champion Governor.
Fighting for public resources over special-interest favors.
The smooth-roads Governor.
Because he's also not the finish what you sort on time Governor, nor:
The clean air Governor.
The clean rivers Governor.
The clean drinking water Governor.
The pro-sobriety Governor.
The save-the-state-parks Governor.
The opioid-fighting Governor.
The pro-DNR governor.
The recycling Governor.
Because, after all, Walker's consistently been the never-tell-a-lie Governor.