GOP rejection of Evers win opens door for more Wi 'reforms'

Now that the GOP majority on the key WI deliberative rubber-stamping legislative committee has OK'ed nullifying Democratic 'votes' that elected Tony Evers as Governor, Republicans can rise and shine at the Madison hotels where they stayed last night on the taxpayers' per diem generosity and take up the remainder of this 'stand their ground' special session agenda, including:

* Changing the score of Sunday's game at Lambeau Field to Green Bay 139, Arizona 0.

* Drafting an official proclamation thanking Scott Walker for fulfilling his promise to create 250 new jobs.

* Affirming the details of Walker's official golden parachute hammock package, including alternate weekend use of the Governor's mansion, joint custody with Evers of the states' airplanes, and a lifetime state sales tax holiday on any purchase of frozen custard, cheese curds, Internet routers, hunting togs or TV sets assembled with Foxconn parts.

Still pending. Choosing between Tinkerbell or Porch Pirate as the new state symbol.

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