The personal value to you of Trump's secrets

OK, this is a silly question. FERPA prevents Fordham from releasing Trump's grades or SAT scores, which probably sucked, and Trump will never give up his tax returns, regardless of whatever happens with Congress. So, silly question for the day. How much would it be worth to you, in dollar terms, to either pry public his Fordham grades and SATS, or what's in his taxes?

This would be wealth-dependent, but for example, would you pay $100 to get his Fordham grades and SATs and $500 for his tax returns? $100 versus $700? What's the ratio? This is how we think about things in "utility theory."

His grades probably sucked, as did his test scores, and he wants that kept secret. If they were what he wants you to think every time he says, "Wharton," he'd have released them himself, but his taxes are probably hiding crimes. So, what's the dollar conversion there?

Something to ponder with today's silliness.