The COVID-19 outbreak in Wisconsin which has produced more than 1,000 recent cases in Madison
has led to restrictions so severe that several high-profile older men with time on their hands are demanding entertainment by hard-contact football-playing younger men so Big 10 universities can collect contract payments from TV networks selling commercials aired between what would be players' now-even-riskier blocks, tackles, huddles and scrums.
The obviously bored guys in their early 50's go by the names of Steinke, Fitzgerald and Vos - all Republican State Legislators drawing full salaries while on a months'-long vacation - other than a few recent pesky seconds - of their own scheduling.
Another career Republican politician named Walker chimed in on the matter even though he has no position at all related to Wisconsin's Big 10 campus because he was retired from state government by voters in 2018 after his 26 straight years on public payrolls.
At a recent right-wing event, Walker waded into the matter with his signature patter's familiar patterns - including grinding non-sequiturs, superficiality and self-absorption:
has led to restrictions so severe that several high-profile older men with time on their hands are demanding entertainment by hard-contact football-playing younger men so Big 10 universities can collect contract payments from TV networks selling commercials aired between what would be players' now-even-riskier blocks, tackles, huddles and scrums.
The obviously bored guys in their early 50's go by the names of Steinke, Fitzgerald and Vos - all Republican State Legislators drawing full salaries while on a months'-long vacation - other than a few recent pesky seconds - of their own scheduling.
Another career Republican politician named Walker chimed in on the matter even though he has no position at all related to Wisconsin's Big 10 campus because he was retired from state government by voters in 2018 after his 26 straight years on public payrolls.
At a recent right-wing event, Walker waded into the matter with his signature patter's familiar patterns - including grinding non-sequiturs, superficiality and self-absorption:
"I have a Wisconsin Badgers mask hoping someday they'll play football again," Walker said to event host Mercedes Schlapp. "They should be playing. I mean, it's just that simple."Another likely explanation for these Republicans' display of their party's 'we are not all in this together' spirit is that spiritual leader Donald Trump issued to all acolytes the correct position he expressed to Big 10 Commissioner Kevin Warren from the safety of the Presidential sideline:
The contingent of Republican legislators — all from swing states — are following in the footsteps of President Donald Trump, who spoke with Warren last week about "immediately starting up Big Ten football."
"Would be good (great!) for everyone - Players, Fans, Country. On the one yard line!" Trump tweeted on Sept. 1.The Wisconsin Republicans' quick adoption of the Don's demand that players don their helmets - COVID-19-or come-what-may-regardless - reminded me of a line from Thoreau's Walden that has stuck with me since English 101 about the stupidity of robotic imitation:
“The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveller's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same.”And in addition to all the regular and now-heightened risks to which a 2020 fall football season could unleash on players, coaches, team personnel - and Madisonian neighbors' health - there is this broader issue in which Republican leaders in Wisconsin are less interested than a coin flip:
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