President Biden's Navy Jokes Fall Flat At Coast Guard Cadets Graduation

 

Daily Mail: 'You're a really dull class. Come on, man': Joe's Navy jokes fall flat at Coast Guard cadets graduation as he tells them about the time he sprayed a dorm supervisor with a fire extinguisher in college 

* Biden flew to New London, Connecticut, where he delivered his first graduation speech as president 

* He upheld the tradition of absolving graduates of all 'minor infractions' 

* Then he referenced a college prank where he hosed down the head of his dorm with a fire extinguisher 

* After the crowd failed to respond to a joke about the Navy, he quipped: 'You’re a really dull class. I mean, come on, man, is the sun getting to you?' 

* En route, the White House confirmed Biden had phoned Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu Wednesday morning 

* On Tuesday he flew to Michigan to tour a Ford plant where he was confronted by Rep. Rashida Tlaib 

Joe Biden told Coast Guard graduates that he was a prankster in college and then teased them for being 'a really dull class' when they didn't get a joke about the Navy during his first commencement speech as president. 

'As your commander in chief I've been looking forward to being able to do this for a long time. I want to keep the longstanding tradition: I hereby absolve all those serving restrictions [for] minor infractions – absolved' that might otherwise mar the records of graduating cadets, he told them.

'You have no idea how much I wish you’d have been able to do that in my graduation,' he joked. 'You all think I'm kidding. I'm not. Minor infractions like using a fire extinguisher to hose down an RA, but other than that ...' he said, alluding to a prank he carried out on his dorm advisor at the University of Delaware.  

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